I _need_ to have diabetes because my doctor won’t let me have Byetta just for weight loss. Now I know everyone who answers this is going to say, stupid fat person should just eat right and exercise. But it doesn’t matter how perfectly I eat, or how much I exercise. I’ve already tried more diets than you can imagine. No, really. I’ve tried that one too. Yup, and that one, so don’t bother telling me how I just haven’t done enough of your version of eating right and exercizing. I just need to know how much longer I have to keep shovelling sugary crap into my gullet before they will let me have the Byetta.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say I think deliberately giving myself diabetes in order to have access to a drug that will peel 30 lbs a month off this disgusting THING THAT I HAVE BEEN FORcED TO LIVE IN is way saner and healthier than building a guillotine to shove all the fat through and chop off. Every day that my doctors refuse to let me have Byetta is a day they are forcing me to fantasize about cutting it all off. And just because the fda hasn’t approved Byetta for weight loss, doesn’t mean they never will. There are human trials being done on that very topic, but 1. I’m too fat too qualify for the study (go figure); and 2. live at least a thousand miles from hospital they are doing the study out of. So in order for me to get Byetta as a weight loss drug, I’ll have to wait a few years. Easier and faster to eat myself into diabetes and get it that way.
That’s right. I keep forgetting. The stupid fat person can’t possibly know what she’s talking about. Otherwise she wouldn’t still be so disgustingly fat. No, really, you stupid fat person, you were just imagining all those diets you were on. All that physical activity you participated was only in your dreams. If you had actually ridden your bike three thousand miles in a year while taking tai chi lessons and working at a non-sedantary job and following a Overeaters Anonymous eating plan, you wouldn’t still be fat.
there’s that definition of insanity that reads "doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is crazy." I know you all can’t believe that what I say about having already tried all kinds of diets and lots of exercise, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. But it would be insane to try diet and exercise ever again, because it isn’t going to make me skinny. It will only make me a little bit less fat. If it is extremely offensive of me to seek a route out of this hideous, horrible disgusting life of obesity (yeah, you go ahead and imagine being TOO FAT for a weight loss drug study) via an unconventional means, I find it even more offensive that you refuse to believe me. Stop preaching at me for not knowing what I’m talking about and give me an answer. OR DON’T ANSWER.
as for the doctors, they run tests. and the tests show I’m mildly hypothyroid, so they prescribe me some synthroid. and then they re-test, and the new results show, oh, so scientifically, how what they have given me is the right dosage for me, and there’s nothing else really wrong.
can’t argue with the test results, not when they are so consistent.
Why can’t they just up the dose of the synthroid just because? Because overdosing on it might cause brittle bones.
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